“Good morning American pilots, we are here to greet you on your Fourth of July Independence Day,” a Russian Tu-95 Bear nuclear bomber crew member stated over the emergency aircraft channel flying 40 miless off the Nothern California coast.
Swift response from Obama administration:
1. Cut US Military by 40,000. 2. Release Russian spys
3. Remove guns from some Social Security recepients
4 Gun free zones on military bases & recruitment centers
5. Replace “husband” & “wife” with “spouse” in US Laws